24 - Canadian - Don't know what I want to be when I grow up (would rather I didn't have to be a responsible adult)

scarheadcanons:

ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

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14:24   9-1-14   20,106 notes

channingfrye:

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

Didn’t cry laughing but am amazed at the time he took for all these photos

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12:01   9-1-14   60,225 notes

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

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9:36   9-1-14   215,063 notes

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

wintasoldier:

DEADPOOL USING CRAYOLAS TO DRAW HIMSELF DEFEATING THE BAD GUY

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DEADPOOL USING CRAYOLAS TO DRAW HIMSELF DEFEATING THE BAD GUY

Always.

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7:12   9-1-14   7,759 notes

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

geothebio:

geothebio:

a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette

update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child

you are everything i aspire to be

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scruffydemondean:

someone please teach me how to be an adult.

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23:19   8-31-14   107 notes

zaughty:

This is so cute

zaughty:

This is so cute

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23:18   8-31-14   65,616 notes

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22:57   8-31-14   57,886 notes

repulsor:

this was how i broke in my new tablet im sorry

repulsor:

this was how i broke in my new tablet im sorry

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22:11   8-31-14   14,314 notes

shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

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21:36   8-31-14   153,228 notes

thecutestofthecute:

Dogs doing human things

19:12   8-31-14   32,563 notes

I’ll never punish my daughter for saying no.

The first time it comes out of her mouth, I’ll smile gleefully. As she repeats “No! No! No!” I’ll laugh, overjoyed. At a young age, she’ll have mastered a wonderful skill. A skill I’m still trying to learn. I know I’ll have to teach her that she has to eat her vegetables, and she has to take a nap. But “No” is not wrong. It is not disobedience.

1. She will know her feelings are valid.
2. She will know that when I no longer guide her, she still has a right to refuse.

The first time a boy pulls her hair after she says no, and the teacher tells her “boys will be boys,” we will go to her together, and explain that my daughter’s body is not a public amenity. That boy isn’t teasing her because he likes her, he is harassing her because it is allowed. I will not reinforce that opinion. If my son can understand that “no means no” so can everyone else’s.

3. She owes no one her silence, her time, or her cooperation.

The first time she tells a teacher, “No, that is wrong,” and proceeds to correct his public school, biased rhetoric, I’ll revel in the fact that she knows her history; that she knows our history. The first time she tells me “No” with the purpose and authority that each adult is entitled, I will stop. I will apologize. I will listen.

4. She is entitled to her feelings and her space. I, even a a parent, have no right to violate them.
5. No one has a right to violate them.

The first time my mother questions why I won’t make her kiss my great aunt at Christmas, I’ll explain that her space isn’t mine to control. That she gains nothing but self doubt when she is forced into unwanted affection. I’ll explain that “no” is a complete sentence. When the rest of my family questions why she is not made to wear a dress to our reunion dinner. I will explain that her expression is her own. It provides no growth to force her into unnecessary and unwanted situation.

6. She is entitled to her expression.

When my daughter leaves my home, and learns that the world is not as open, caring, and supportive as her mother, she will be prepared. She will know that she can return if she wishes, that the real world can wait. She will not want to. She will not need to. I will have prepared her, as much as I can, for a world that will try to push her down at every turn.

7. She is her own person. She is complete as she is.

I will never punish my daughter for saying no. I want “No” to be a familiar friend. I never want her to feel that she cannot say it. She will know how to call on “No” whenever it is needed, or wanted.

— Lessons I Will Teach, Because the World Will Not — Y.S. (via poetryinspiredbyyou)

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16:48   8-31-14   59,893 notes

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

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14:24   8-31-14   109,402 notes

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

fishmad122:

paradisaic:

who is she?

Rockin body

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